sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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alchemist-rising:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

this sounds like game of thrones

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet