straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

miss-love:

titty-jpg:

Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

YAAAAAS

sucysucyfivedolla:

Social Justice Warrior?? okay but we’re gonna need a Social Justice Thief and a Social Justice Cleric cuz I’m a Social Justice Witch and don’t have party heals. Might need a Social Justice Paladin if the war isn’t specced into defense plus maybe another Social Justice DPS to round the party out

miscaitlin:

jerrkoff:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

MY DAD IS SINGING TO A STICK INSECT

I BET YALL THINK I WAS JOKING image

y did u blur out his boobs

keepin tumblr clean

egberts:

too much razzle dazzle

egberts:

too much razzle dazzle

slippier:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.